Worse than this movie is the type of people who see it.
(Fiancee dragged me there. TONS of shallow skanks.)
It’s going to take days to salvage my self-respect.
Jesus.

This has always been my favorite Family Guy clip (the last half of the video, particularly).

I was inspired by an OT thread on Tigerdroppings to go through this list and provide commentary for each point on this list.
18 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have
By Steve Calechman, Men’s Health
1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk, your peepers should remain unblemished. You’re smart enough to talk your […]

Sorry, I got nothing. Been busy with wedding planning, which is in full swing now.
Here’s something from resident music writer Kaiya Morrison:
 (Photos by Kaiya Morrison after the article)
 A night of Industrial at The House of Blues
By Kaiya Morrison 
My excitement was building at 4 p.m. yesterday afternoon as I set out with a few friends to […]

Picture taken from TheOnion.com. See more magazine covers like this one at The Onion Sunday Magazine page.