Sorry for the lack of satire news in the past few weeks. Life has kept me busy. There will be one in Wednesday’s paper! I can’t guarantee it will be funny, though.
In other news, an anonymous source told me there’s a rumor going around that Apple is suing me for the whole Apple Store satire […]

Someone told me today that my writing is pretentious. I am customarily inclined to cast aside such repugnant asseverations as those of a simpleton.
But still, any thoughts?

Between school and dealing with a fast-approaching wedding, I forget some of my less-dire duties, like this blog. Here are a few thoughts, in list form.
- I think I’m getting a cold, or it’s just allergy season.
- This year’s Jazz Fest coverage is fantastic, thanks to three on-the-ball entertainment writers. Pick up a Tiger Weekly […]

An old ad for BYOC was printed in the paper by mistake today. It’s at Mike’s in Tigerland tonight, not Fred’s. See you all there!

Zune Guy wants to change his name to Microsoft Zune.

What happens when we have the technological means for the average person to go to the moon and claim it?
DISCLAIMER: I wrote that sentence last weekend when I was drunk beyond recognition. I found it in my saved “drafts” and do not remember writing it. Maybe I’ll produce something of value this week.
In other news, […]

http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2008/04/07/lion_denies_charges.aspx
Article is below:
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By Lauren Boyer
Collegian Staff Writer
Responding to recent charges leveled against him, Nittany Lion basketball player Stanley Pringle told police he was touching his penis but was not masturbating in the Pattee Library stacks last Thursday.
 
Pringle told police he has “a bad habit of putting his hand down his pants,” and demonstrated for the […]

I had quite a weekend in NOLA. It was Jeremy Byers’ (Asinine Astrology writer and former news editor) bachelor party, and on one night I recall drinking two scotches at the hotel, two monsoons (from Port of Call), four beers from various places, and two shots of liquid cocaine from Pat O’s. Then I remember […]

Stop Making Movies About My Books

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First place this year goes to Youtube.com and their incredibly genius joke of Rick Rolling the entire internet.
Honorable mentions:
eBaumsworld.com’s admin log-in (and the “steal content” feature)
Google.com’s new gmail “send your email in the past” feature
Thinkgeek.com’s product listings