I apologize for not actually “writing” in this blog as of late. Life has kept me busy, and I’ve got midterms coming up like the lot of you.
In the mean time, read this:

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies

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They don’t make ‘em like they used to.

Behold, a really long profile quiz that I have taken the time to answer. Now I will go cry over wasted time while you read it intently.
Your gender:: Male
Straight/Gay/Bi:: Straight
Single?: Nope
If not, do you want to be?: And reverse man’s universal goal?
Birthdate:: June 21, 1985
Your age:: 22
Age you act:: between the ages of 5 and […]

I really tried to get excited about this phenomenon known as telling people where you are at each moment of your life, but after a final update, I decided to call it quits. Twitter.com is fucking stupid. There, I said it. I will not excitedly hammer out a sentence or two on my cell phone […]

Today, I received two splendid responses about the satire news column, my newest humor endeavor for Tiger Weekly.
The first one comes from Rebecca, the PR lady I “misquoted” here in my Dane Cook satire article.
She writes:
“Hi Stephen –
Could you please call me when you have a moment to discuss the article you posted […]

Fuck you, Diablo Cody. Your screenplay was garbage. Go do undisclosed things in a VIP room.
/jealousy
Also, I did not see “There Will Be Blood,” but I wanted Depp to win best actor for Sweeney Todd.
Thank God for “No Country for Old Men.”
It was nice seeing Philip Seymour Hoffman at the Oscars.
Bed time.

Notice how I have marked the coffee pot — accurately, I hope — at the 40-ounce mark. Of all the bars to which I’ve toted this wonderful container, two of them are awesome enough to fill the whole thing. So, a special thanks to Reggies and Schlitz and Giggles for giving me all the bottom-shelf […]

“The popular drinking game beer pong is a popular game among college campus across the nation.”

I’m posting Washington Post copy chief Bill Walsh’s latest blog entry verbatim. It must be read.
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Can newspapers afford editors? Alan Mutter at Reflections of a Newsosaur asks that question in a depressingly timely discussion of the idea that editors, mainly copy editors, will be the first to go as newspapers look to cut costs in […]

Area Man Honored To Be One Who Added Death Date To Heath Ledger’s Wikipedia Page

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