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Archive: November, 2007

It’s only natural that I absolutely love The Onion

[ Friday, November 30 ] By: admin  —  Comments (2)

How Can We Raise Awareness In Darfur Of How Much We’re Doing For Them?

Wow…

[ Thursday, November 29 ] By: admin  —  Comments (1)

Remind me to never become famous enough to have my very own celebrity stalker.
Watch this video at your own risk.

Be Warned

[ Wednesday, November 28 ] By: admin  —  Comments (2)

The new Sugar Cookie Latte at CC’s kind of tastes like burning plastic.

Dear College of Arts and Sciences

[ Wednesday, November 21 ] By: admin  —  Leave a Comment

Thank you for being worthless. You have sincerely outdone yourself in being of no help to anyone at LSU. You are truly amazing at incompetence.
Love,
Stephen

I’ll answer this here

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I received this letter today, but my response is more of a blog than an article. I’ll answer the question here.
Dear Stephen,
I meant to send this earlier but I forgot about it until now. I read your article about the girl who had felt abandoned by her friends, and you gave some very discouraging advice. […]

What I learned today

[ Tuesday, November 20 ] By: admin  —  Leave a Comment

1. Sometimes, I can write really fucked up things. Ask anyone in my screenwriting class.
2. Coffee burns skin
3. Young love is funny, and a little annoying.
4. Not all staplers are created equal
5. I want a house

Story Time

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I wrote this last week. It will be in chapter 1 of my book.
The Sales Chart
By Stephen Phillips
The empty desk was Rick’s reminder of his duties as a manager. Lauren didn’t show up to work again. No call, no e-mail. It was the fourth time this month, and that didn’t include the countless times she […]

Applications

[ Monday, November 19 ] By: admin  —  Comments (3)

I’m starting to think only like six people read my blog, but if I’m wrong I wanted to let everyone know that I appreciate the interest in working for TW.
I received about 25 applications in the past week, which is about 20 more than I usually receive when I post a job listing. Amazingly, I […]

GRAMMAR!

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Sadness

Movie talkers

[ Saturday, November 17 ] By: admin  —  Comments (1)

People who talk in movies. People who have conversations in movies, thinking it’s okay because the conversation is about the movie.
I’ve realized that first dates should always be at the movies. Hell, even first outings with new friends. Because seeing a movie with someone tells you a lot about his or her character.

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