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JON SAYSArchive: November, 2007It’s only natural that I absolutely love The OnionHow Can We Raise Awareness In Darfur Of How Much We’re Doing For Them? Wow…Remind me to never become famous enough to have my very own celebrity stalker. Be WarnedThe new Sugar Cookie Latte at CC’s kind of tastes like burning plastic. Dear College of Arts and SciencesThank you for being worthless. You have sincerely outdone yourself in being of no help to anyone at LSU. You are truly amazing at incompetence. I’ll answer this hereI received this letter today, but my response is more of a blog than an article. I’ll answer the question here. What I learned today1. Sometimes, I can write really fucked up things. Ask anyone in my screenwriting class. Story TimeI wrote this last week. It will be in chapter 1 of my book. ApplicationsI’m starting to think only like six people read my blog, but if I’m wrong I wanted to let everyone know that I appreciate the interest in working for TW. GRAMMAR!Sadness Movie talkersPeople who talk in movies. People who have conversations in movies, thinking it’s okay because the conversation is about the movie. |
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