I’ve been asked to “swing by the mallâ€� before – you know, to pick up something from the jewelry/butane-lighter/cell-phone-accessory kiosk, usually managed by a guy who fluently speaks seven languages, plus a little bit of broken English. And whoever asks this favor of you fails to mention the location of this substandard merchandise booth. Picture […]

I spent a few mmmbops learning some old Hanson songs on guitar today.

It’s a two-hour show tonight, and in case you don’t have time to watch it and have never seen it, I’ll go ahead and recap it for you:
1. Bands will perform.
2. Some of the bands will be good.
3. Some of the bands will be bad.
4. In fact, most of them will be bad.
5. Bad […]

I speak to quite a few college students every day. When they recognize me, it’s usually followed by a compliment about how they always pick up Tiger Weekly for Fashion Police, Astrology, Trivia, Photo Hunter, and some will say they enjoy me and Jenna’s advice column. And I appreciate hearing these things. Any reason […]

“I like to eat pickles and bread, but the former is good by itself, while the latter should have something on it.”
“There are two types of people in this world:  [blank] and [blank]. The former is more desirable than the latter.”
“One shot of hard liquor has the same alcohol content as one can of beer, […]

Here are a few fun facts about me:
1. I really like being alone most of the time.
2. When I’m not sleeping, I’m usually on the Internet.
3. If you see me at school, I will have a glazed look on my face and I might not even notice you.
4. My hair is never combed, and I […]

A considerate friend linked me to an article I wrote over two years ago, which basically outlines my hatred of blogs.
When I saw that, I was absolutely shocked at how unrefined my writing was back then. And I just had to blog about it.

It’s that time again. I might either completely stop posting here for a week, or I might post here a lot as an escape from studying and essay-writing. Or I might post here a moderate amount when I get some free time.
This was useful information, and you are a better person for knowing it.

I went to the Hole Experience on Siegen yesterday to get words added to my scroll tattoo, and I came out with much more than I had imagined.

The artist (I wish I remembered his name; it’s either Brett or Brent) re-drew the entire tattoo, filled in the patches, lightened up the shading, and just overall […]

Now, I do like South Park very very much. But tonight’s episode … wow.